Friday 21 December 2018

Beginner’s Coffee - Types of Beans

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I was not a regular coffee drinker, not until earlier this year when the consumption became daily and a single cup became two and, horrors of horrors, even three cups on certain days. I couldn’t even say I’m an amateur coffee drinker because I’m not! I only ask for black coffee wherever I go, regardless of whether it’s a hawker or a more atmospheric cafe.

After a few months into becoming a regular coffee drinker, I began to realise (I know, it’s embarrassing to have taken so long) that the Malaysian hawker or coffee shop coffee tastes different from the cafe ones (Starbucks, McCafe, Coffee Bean, just to name a few). The first thing that came to mind was probably different grades of beans but alas, I should never place judgement based on the condition of the place.

Further online research (oh, how convenient life has become that the walk to a nearby bookshop or library is seldom necessary) revealed that local Malaysian coffee is generally made from Robusta coffee beans. After Arabica, Robusta is the second most popular coffee bean in the world. It’s generally cheaper to produce because of its hardier plants. Hardier in the sense that the plants have higher resistance to diseases and tolerance to warmer climates.

Imagine how confused I’d got when I first heard of Robusta. Prior to this, I had always thought that there is just one type of coffee!

In general, Arabica beans are known to have a fruity taste while Robusta is more earthy and bitter. Taste is difficult to describe unless it’s just simple sweet, sour or bitter. It varies according to individual preferences. According to my taste buds, the Robusta ones, more often than not, tasted a bit like traditional Chinese liniment (dit da jao 跌打酒) for sprains and bruises. It’s an acquired taste. I’ve eventually come to accept it. On the other hand, coffee made from Arabica beans is more pleasant and easier to take in. Besides that, Arabica beans have higher acidity levels than Robusta.

Why are we even discussing about coffee here? It’s because coffee is a an amazingly healthy beverage with high antioxidant contents. The caffeine keeps writers and readers awake! These are the most common conceptions but I personally found another advantage to drinking coffee. Being a diuretic, it makes me stand up and go to the toilet often. I read that sitting for prolonged periods is a slow killer so it’s important to move about as often as possible.

Please be mindful when drinking coffee because of the caffeine. Although it doesn’t seem to have any affect on me, it may cause you sleepless nights if you drink it in the later part of the day. Besides that, caffeine “washes” away vitamins so if you take supplements, don’t drink coffee immediately. At least wait an hour or two.

Lastly, it’s really important to note that drinking coffee black is way, way healthier than with sugar and cream/milk.

Sunday 16 December 2018

Reading Einstein - Conclusion



The later chapters focused on Einstein’s involvement in politics and religion. As anti-Semitic sentiments grew and Hitler’s rule imminent, Einstein had little choice but to renounce his German citizenship (once more) and resign from his post. Fortunately, with his celebrity status, offers started to pour in. After some deliberation he would eventually settle down in the United States and took permanent residency in Princeton.

Einstein’s stand towards religion was put into perspective - he believed in a God but not the all seeing, all knowing one that most of us come to respect and more often than not, fear. Einstein believed in “god” beings that are superior to humans but only just that because this helped to explain the as yet unexplainable science. In so doing he stressed that he was no atheist.

In the midst of all these, tragedy struck Einstein’s personal life with the unfortunate passing of his wife Elsa and his youngest son got admitted to an asylum. On the bright side, he got united with his beloved sister Maja and his eldest son Hans Albert.

It wouldn’t be Einstein if the biography did not chronicle his obsession on creating the general theory of relativity AND his efforts to rebut quantum theory and unify field theory. The former was already described in detail earlier while the latter two became his life long quest.

It might be common knowledge but I never knew that Einstein played a small but important role to turn the tide in giving the US the upper hand during World War II. Einstein and fellow Jewish physicists had managed to warn (in the nick of time) President Roosevelt the danger in newly discovered nuclear technology but inadvertently presented the idea of creating the nuclear bomb.

Following the devastation of Japan that subsequently helped win the war, Einstein was mistakenly blamed for his role in the creation of the bomb. He felt a certain guilt to his actions. Following that he reiterated his advocacy in forming a world government that regulates external policies (particularly arms control) while at the same time have no jurisdiction within each nations’ internal governance.

With little contributions to science in his later life, he was thrusted into the public eye due to his political views on individual freedom. Naturally against any oppression, Einstein stood by people wrongly misinterpreted, often causing public outcry.

With the death of his first wife Maric and later his sister Maja, Einstein’s health, too, started to deteriorate. In addition to his stomach ailments and anaemia that plagued him for much of his life, he was diagnosed with aneurysm on his abdominal aorta. This would prove to be the main contributor to his death but he lived on until 1955. Out of wisdom he had refused surgery because he did not want to prolong life but instead to embrace a natural death. He left this world in spirit but to this day his legacy of science and political freedom lived on.

Conclusion

Much like in starting out a new life, I started reading Einstein’s biography without thinking about the end. Starting off as a struggling arrogant, stubborn genius but with a big heart, Einstein passed on at age of 76 due to internal haemorrhaging. It is possible that relative of time, Einstein could live on eternally in the minds of many generations.

I’m truly amazed with the author of this biography, Walter Isaacson on the amount of research he had done. Just look at the references he used at the end of the book - it took almost 90 pages to credit them all.

Overall, if you’re a fan of Einstein and a physics enthusiast, I would not hesitate to recommend this but you do need to be mindful that you have lots of time because it is a very thick book. It took me more than two months!

Previously, I talked about the first few chapters and the middle chapters. Do check them out at the links below:
  1. Reading Einstein - The First Few Chapters
  2. Reading Einstein - The Next Few Chapters

Friday 23 November 2018

Reading Einstein - The Next Few Chapters


As I delved deeper into the biography, it began to surface that despite being a genius, Einstein did make mistakes. He was human after all. While he struggled to to correct his mistakes he was also faced with family problems where he was kept away from his sons. World War I did not make things easier. It was revealed that the true genius in Einstein was to be able to solve his scientific problems while burdened by emotional distractions and at about the same time, competition in the form of a David Hilbert who was racing Einstein to solve the equations of general relativity.

These further chapters also illustrate Einstein as being a rather objective person. He would praise his estranged wife on her good parenting of their two sons. On a more professional take on things, Einstein would even make peace with his rival Hilbert when things cooled down.

Einstein was also a person that would retreat into his work when his personal problems became too overwhelming. This reminded me of the book I’ve recently read - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus where men would seek solace and retreat into their caves. Very true indeed.

After all he had been through, he finally found success and recognition when his theory of relativity was proven true. He became a worldwide celebrity! It was rather unusual that the science community at the time do not encourage publicity. Einstein’s friends actually discouraged him.

As fame brought Einstein to America, England and France, anti-semitism sentiments worsened in his home country. Being a Jew, his popularity made him an enemy of the Nazis. His name appeared on the Nazi’s target lists. At one point Einstein pondered to seclude himself and become an engineer but of course that didn’t happen.

You can read about the first few chapters here.

Onwards to the next chapters!


Sunday 11 November 2018

Reading Einstein - The First Few Chapters


First of all, I’m intrigued that I had even considered buying a biography, no matter that it’s about one of science’s greatest minds. The fact that it is written by Walter Isaacson the famed biographer and the book itself was BookXcess’ Book of the Month (which meant at the time of purchase it was heavily discounted) sealed the deal.

I’m puzzled why I’d bought the book even to this day. Surely, I couldn’t be that interested about someone else’s life. Nonetheless, I’ve started reading the overwhelmingly thick book weeks ago. According to Goodreads, I’m at 24%. That means I’ve got three quarters ways to go.

I’m surprised that throughout the book so far I rarely found it boring at all (except when the author was explaining the science). In fact, I’m amazed with how Einstein survived and triumphed despite his brashness and lack of people skills. I couldn’t help to wonder how he’d do in present times where paper correspondences were replaced unashamedly by social media.

The biography also read out to become more of a novel than a boring reconstitution of Einstein’s life. There’re love stories and, interestingly, love affair, too. I did not think Einstein would have much of a love life but in fact he was a handsome theoretical physicist with substantial encounters with love. It was also pleasant to know that in his life of science, Einstein did not fully renounce religion. There is still a place for the almighty.

I’m at the point where Einstein was at the verge of a breakthrough in coming up with the special theory of relativity. Note that this was a prerequisite to his famous general theory of relativity which wouldn’t emerge until years later. This came after a struggling early adult life where he was unemployed for the most part and then ended up in the patent office. His unsuccessful early life was in large caused by his arrogance.

That’s all for now. Back to the book among other things.

Monday 29 October 2018

Movie Review: First Man


Director: Damien Chazelle

Cast: Ryan Gosling, Claire Foy

First Man (based on the authorised biography First Man: The Life of Neil A. Armstrong by James R. Hansen is a beautiful film that focuses mostly on Neil Armstrong’s life during the period when he got involved with NASA’s plans to reach for the moon to eventually taking the giant leap for mankind. We get to know more about him - the first man on the moon - from the loss of his daughter, friends and colleagues to his withdrawn attitude and eventually what was really consuming him. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the film was not riddled in dialogues. Instead, the emotions and psychological agony skilfully portrayed by its very capable cast spoke wonders.

Besides that, the film briefly explored some very interesting questions - was the space project so important that it’s worth sacrificing lives and investing huge amounts of money? Was it truly for the sake of humanity or was it just to satisfy a nation’ pride in a space race against its biggest rival? Would it be done differently today where human rights are supposedly uphold above all else?

One major qualm that I have, though I never doubted the movie was filmed by a director with great taste, was I found it rather nauseating when the camera had to shake every so often in a big chunk of the scenes. Well, on the bright side, while I had to walk out of Cloverfield I was thankful I still managed to sit through this one so it was still tolerable.

If you have some time to spare, I would not hesitate to recommend that you catch this longish movie. Although it may be slow moving at times coupled with vomit inducing camera movements, I never found the need to drift off into space. It was an engaging journey into humanity’s first round trip to the moon and the lost that came with such a historical achievement.

Saturday 20 October 2018

Book Review: The Alchemist


I first heard of The Alchemist when I was browsing through the net for fantasy books recommendations. Goodreads users rated it pretty good and it was highly recommended by various people online. Naturally, when I came across it in a books sale, I bought it without much hesitation.

The book is all about a shepherd - how he came to be one, why he chose this path and his life journey and transition after a recurring dream that prompted him to make some important life changes. He soon met with messengers and learned about omens. He listened and followed the omens on a journey to find a treasure in the desert.

With a heavy heart he learned to make sacrifices - from selling his entire herd of sheep to leaving behind the woman he loves. With all challenges in life, the boy came close to giving up but ultimately, he managed to persevere.

The author Paulo Coelho attempts to show the reader lessons of life, the difficult journey that must be taken and the sacrifices that needed to be made to achieve greatness. It’s crucial for one to be open and always be on the lookout for signs. Only then will the universe conspire to help achieve one’s dream. This is really a book about spirituality in the guise of a simple story but with a strong impact.

This book is most suitable for people in search of life’s meaning. The Alchemist will seek to reinforce the view where there’s a will, there’s a way. Whichever faith you believe in, God will always be at your side to ensure success.

People looking for mysteries, fantasies and thrills might find this book too bland and simple though there are instances of sorcery and magic moments. There’s even a twist in the story.

The Alchemist’s strong spiritual lessons depicted through a straightforward fantasy storyline may not appeal to today’s societies that are exposed to increasingly complex and strenuous lifestyles… unless the reader is willing to let logic go and accept the story at face value.

Saturday 29 September 2018

Review: The Wife Between Us


You know what? As I read more I’m beginning to refine my preferences for fiction. I discovered that I do not like psychological thrillers that involve estranged couples. That being said, it’s not to say “The Wife Between Us” is a bad book. It's just that I can't stand it when character(s) in the book did a lot of weeping and crying. I should have known to expect that with a book title like this.

Why did I read this one? It's yet another marketing success (another discovery — I am easily swayed by marketing campaigns!). I had been seeing this book and its cover in a lot of places. The synopsis at the back also helped. Who wouldn't want to read a book where “nothing is what it seems”? Who wouldn't want to have their minds twisted once or twice or thrice too many?

The book is divided into three parts. The first part is creatively written to tell the story of Nellie that's going to be married to the best man in the world and the narrator of the story who was the seemingly jealous wife. The authors tried to depict the psychological torments of a broken marriage and for the most part succeeded. All those crying scenes are located here. It can start to drag after a while but thankfully, before long, the authors give you your first jolt and Part Two begins.

If you survive Part One, the rest of the book would most likely propel you to read on until the end. However, if you can’t bring yourself to get past the first few chapters, this book will likely spend the rest of its life collecting dust on your shelves until you dump or donate it.

Who is this book for?

If you're an avid reader of the thriller genre you might catch on some of the twists early while still get caught on one or two because this book has way too many twists as though it’s written for the sole purpose of twisting. You might just like it.

If you're an amateur there is a likelihood that you might catch on as the authors drop more hints. You will like it.

If you're a beginner that’s starting on your journey of the thriller genre, this is a good start for you.

This book is NOT for:

People who doesn’t want to waste time reading fiction.

People who can’t stand characters with too much crying though you might still enjoy it if you get past the first part.

People who are looking for lots of blood and gore.

Monday 24 September 2018

Piece of the Moon - Conclusion

Have a great Mid-Autumn! Here's the conclusion to the three parter after the break. Click here for Part One and Part Two.



Piece of the Moon - Conclusion

When Doug related his and Elle’s and Fang’s (mis)adventures to his ten year old brother, Jason, he burst out laughing. For a moment, Doug was in a state of anxiety because he could not be sure if his brother was laughing or crying. Jason’s face had turned red. Tears started to stream out of the corners of his eyes. Doug remembered the same thing happening on that one occasion when he snatched Jason’s tablet and threw it back at him, hitting him flat on the face. He didn’t want to remember what followed after that.

Jason was quick to impress his latest girlfriend with the information. His girlfriend decided it was sinful not to share such juicy gossip so she posted it on her Facebook.

The next afternoon, everyone’s favourite pudgy headmaster called Mister Liang and Miss Yuet into his office. Before both teachers could finish explaining that they were just talking about some mooncakes and how expensive they had become when Doug had dropped in on them and dynamite was one of Miss Yuet’s favourite lovey dovey expression to describe her beloved sweetie pie Mister Liang, the headmaster had cut them off. He continued rambling for another hour on professionalism.

“I don’t care if you want to get married and have kids, just make sure you two act professionally during school hours and be sure as h*** don’t do anything that I wouldn’t within the school compound!” the headmaster’s voice was rising in pitch after every sentence.

Anything that I wouldn’t. Mister Liang and Miss Yuet were trying to keep a straight face. All the teachers knew of the headmaster’s naughty and playboy days before he turned in the towel and decided to become a saintly English teacher.

Doug was eavesdropping outside the headmaster’s office. He had no idea that his silly misinterpretation could turn out to be a catastrophe for both teachers. He snapped out of his guilt and hurried off as his teachers started to leave. A step quicker and Mister Liang would have missed him.

“Douglas Chan!” Mister Liang called out just as he closed the headmaster’s door.

Doug turned pale white. Through the tears that started to well up, he saw the blurry image of his teacher. Mister Liang erupted in flames as he stepped towards him. Doug knew he had had it this time. He thought he saw a pair of horns had grown on his teacher’s head. Without warning, Miss Yuet materialised next to him with a pitch fork. Doug had to squeeze his eyes shut, bracing himself for an untoward ending.

“Douglas!” Doug flinched, eyes still closed. “Gather up Elle and Fang. We have a lot to talk about.”

When Doug opened his eyes, the devil was gone. Good old Mister Liang was smiling at him. A friendly one, he hoped.

“You little chaps need a lesson,“ Mister Liang said. “I doubt your parents taught you anything about the tradition of the Mid-Autumn festival and the things that come along with it -- mooncakes, lanterns, love and the likes.“

Doug gave no response or rather, he responded with a blank look. He couldn't remember the last time his parents had spent time with him.

“We doubt kids today know much about the good old traditions, so as a ‘punishment‘,“ no one noticed the pudgy headmaster standing next to the two teachers until he spoke, “I've tasked Mister Liang and Miss Yuet here to organise a parent-teacher gathering to celebrate and educate everyone on the traditions of the Mid-Autumn festival.“

“In particular, you and your two friends, have to make amends by helping us with the preparations...“ Miss Yuet said.

- The End -

Monday 17 September 2018

Piece of the Moon - Part Two

And here's Part Two right after the break. You can find the previous part here.



Piece of the Moon - Part Two

As Mister Liang moved towards his student, Doug thought he saw his PE teacher’s eyes turn red and fangs emerged through his thin lips. Miss Yuet started to back away, slowly sinking into a web of darkness that was spreading outwards from Mister Liang.

Doug’s eyes were still fixed at the direction where Mister Liang and Miss Yuet had been, but his PE teacher was already behind him, moving towards the field.

“Doug!” Mister Liang’s voice startled him from his trance. He was amazed at how his teacher was one moment walking towards him in a demonic form and the next so far ahead. He shook his head in astonishment and ran after Mister Liang. He was midway when he remembered about Miss Yuet so he turned back to look for her. She was nowhere to be seen. She had disappeared into the darkness, Doug thought as he rejoined his classmates.

Back in class during the interval before the next subject began, Doug could not resist but to tell his closest friends what had transpired earlier.

“They were meeting secretly, I tell you. They never would have thought I’d stumble on them. I bet they have a conspiracy going on,” Doug whispered, eyes darting from Elle to Fang.

“I could feel something bad is about to happen!” Elle confirmed her suspicions. Whenever she was not doing anything, she lived in a dystopian fantasy that had conjured up from too much young adult fiction stories which her elder sister tended to read to her as bedtime stories.

“Then it’s up to us to find out what are they up to,” Doug said, mimicking Horatio, his father’s favourite character from a crime-cum-forensic television series.

With the burden of humanity’s future upon them, the trio of six year olds set out to scrutinise and tail the two teachers whenever they could, mostly between classes and breaks. They always met and discussed their previous day’s findings early in the morning before school started.

“Yesterday, after school, I followed Mister Liang. I was lucky that I let myself trail him almost a dozen paces behind because Miss Yuet appeared out of nowhere from a classroom and pulled him in,” Fang said. .

“What did they do?” said Doug.

“Did you see anything?” Elle was eager to know.

“I was scared out of my skin when she popped up like that. I am sure they would kill me if they had spotted me so I ran for my life!” Fang said, to his friends’ disappointment.

Very quickly they worked out that Elle should solely be the one to shadow Miss Yuet because the other two boys always lost her trail whenever she went to the ladies. Elle was sharing one such experience to the toilet, “I was following Miss Yuet to the washroom. She took quite some time in the cubicle and I had to pee. I wasn’t quite done when she hurriedly left. I tried to go after her as soon as I can. By the time I found her, she was already talking to Mister Liang at a dark corner. They were acting suspicious. I couldn’t hear anything they said except for the word dynamite! I bet they are planning to blow something up!”

“You guys know what? I think someone is paying them to destroy the moon!” Doug suddenly remembered the snippet of conversation between Mister Liang and Miss Yuet that had started it all many days ago. “Or they are paying someone to do it.”

To be continued...


Monday 10 September 2018

Piece of the Moon - Part One

Today marks the first day of the eighth month of the Chinese lunar calendar. In another fifteen days, the mid-autumn festival begins. I've written a short story which I will publish over the next fifteen days in three parts for this event. It's a silly mishmash of two teachers in love that involved kids who misinterpreted their adult behaviour. Without further ado, here's the first part after the break:

Piece of the Moon - Part One

It was a fine morning with clear blue skies. The kind of blue which made any photographs stood out nicely, which also meant that the sun was in full blast. Despite that, the temperature was pretty mild. Maybe it had something to do with the heavy downpour late last night. Little Doug and his friends were playing mini soccer in the mini school field. Their physical education teacher had given them a free rein today “while I go settle some urgent matters.” The game had only just began but half of their bodies were already covered in mud. Someone did a sliding tackle and managed to turn himself into a terrifying mud boy.

The game seemed like it would end with neither side scoring. If any hope was to come by, it was in the last five minutes when Doug got hold of the ball and lobbed it across the field to mud boy. As soon as he got his foot on the ball, mud boy kicked it towards the goal. Everyone held their breath because it looked like it was going to be a goal. Or not. The goalkeeper jumped, stretched his right hand as far as he could to deflect the ball. His fingers barely touched the ball but it was enough to cause it to swerve upwards and ricochet off the top post into some shrubs in the distance.

Squish, squish… Doug jogged towards the shrubs to retrieve the ball. When he reached the undergrowth, he thought he heard a familiar voice. Beyond the shrubs he saw his PE teacher, Mister Liang having a conversation with his brother’s Mathematics teacher, Miss Yuet. They were holding hands. Mister Liang leaned forward to say something to Miss Yuet that caused her to giggle.

“... moon… pieces...” Doug managed to pick up some of the words that Mister Liang was saying to Miss Yuet. “… right price…”.

“... dynamite!” she replied enthusiastically.

Doug found the ball lodged between some branches. He managed to pry the ball loose but not without causing a ruckus. Both teachers looked apprehensive, their eyes darting left and right as if caught in the act of committing a crime. When Miss Yuet saw Doug, she reflexively pushed Mister Liang’s hand away.

“Ahem,” Mister Liang cleared his throat and stood, “Doug, it’s time to wrap things up. Let’s go get the rest.” He said, unconvincingly. He had the word guilt written all over his face.

To be continued...

Part Two, Part Three (Conclusion)

Thursday 30 August 2018

Where the Magic Happens: How a Young Family Changed Their Lives and Sailed Around the World Review



I would never have come across this book if not for one of Amazon’s promotional emails (I guess something good has to come out of these mostly irritating emails). The book’s title (this could very well be the book with the longest title that I would ever read :P) is mighty interesting and the “magic” and “how a young family changed their lives” parts really attracted my attention. I went on to check out the ratings on Goodreads (this is my go to website/app for book ratings before I consider my purchases) and ended up buying the Kindle edition.

This book is about the author Caspar Craven and his family’s quest from the conception of the very idea to sail around the world to the necessary preparations, followed by the journey itself and the challenges and pleasant experiences. It also highlights how an everyday family, burdened with daily work stress that require long hours, had begun to drift apart and how they evolved throughout the journey to become a close knitted one.

I became engrossed with the book even in the early pages because I couldn’t agree more with one of the reasons that triggered the Cravens: We leave behind our daily lives for a quick escapade (holiday) only to know at the core of our hearts we will always return to the same lives when it’s all over and done. The Cravens were well aware of this but the difference was, they decided to do something about it. Despite the risks, they moved out of their comfort zone, planned for it and decided nothing would come in between (while at the same time kept an open mind and improved on others’ opinions and criticisms that were expected to come flooding like a burst pipe). They were determined to achieve their goals with a set deadline.

I found the pace of the book to be just right. When I started to find it boring, the author would inject something important or interesting and when I started to wonder if it would ever end, well, I reached its conclusion.

Although it’s about an adventure around the world specifically by sailing, for the most part, this book hits close to home. It’s something that most of us can really relate to – our need to escape our mundane lives, our daily routine that tear us apart from our families and friends, and how important to forge a close team with the ones that really matter – although we never take the leap of faith…

Who should read this book?
  1. Most of us.
  2. People with ordinary lives that dream big.
  3. People who wants to read something that tells them there is much hope and opportunities out there.
  4. People that seek to be inspired.
  5. People who need proof that keeping an open mind brings endless possibilities.
Who might not like this book?
  1. People who are looking for a fiction novel such as a thriller or a mystery or a romance novel.
  2. People that do not like non-fiction books (note: I still don’t like non-fiction because I prefer to read about fictional stories but I like this book aplenty).
  3. People who impatiently wants to read something to instantly become rich and powerful.

Saturday 18 August 2018

Why did I write "Black Vanilla"?


First and foremost, this story is an exaggeration and an inspiration of my recent experience – a convenient store near my workplace just started for business and was running a one dollar sundae cone promotion. My colleagues were rather amused when I decided on the all black charcoal flavour. It is (for the most part) a free and democratic world here so why the amusement? Because it’s unique? Or is it because we don’t eat black coloured stuff all the time?

I was also a little irritated when someone wrinkled (rather too obviously) his/her nose when he/she saw the sundae. I don’t see any purpose of people showing their disgust over someone else’s food because everyone is free to choose so I’d included that as part of the story.

These days, it’s so common for everyone, myself included, to either, consciously or subconsciously, whip out their smartphones and start taking photos of something fascinating for the purpose of sharing, be it through direct messages or social media. These actions are probably going to be already baked into our DNA. I tried to add an element of humour to it here. I hope it works. ;)

And finally, the ending. Frank did not expect the charcoal sundae to taste good but he was pleasantly surprised when he found out it was vanilla flavoured. Unlike his colleagues who opted for mango flavour and got mango flavour, Frank went for the unknown and got a kick out of it (it was my main intention to highlight the taste of vanilla (which is white) that was unexpected of the black sundae. Typically, black sundaes were more synonymous with sesame. The flavour versus the outlook was such a huge contrast, almost like day and night). At the end he smiled because he knew he had the better outcome.

I hope this story brought a smile to your face. Thanks for reading and have a great weekend!

Tuesday 24 July 2018

Black Vanilla - A Short Story

Good day, folks. I return with another short story. This one was inspired by an event during a regular lunch hour a couple of weeks ago. Enjoy!

Black Vanilla

“Ewww! Are you really sure about this?” Joanne asked.

“I…” Frank hesitated. He was so sure a moment ago.

“I really don’t think this is a good idea,” Paula tried to convince Frank from taking the plunge. It was after all, not something conventional, not something that a typical person would attempt.

I shouldn’t let others dictate or influence me! Frank thought and went ahead anyway. It is not every day such a unique opportunity presents itself. On top of that, it is cheap! I’ve got nothing to lose. Frank handed over the $1 bill to the cashier and stepped aside for his two colleagues to make their own purchases. Thereafter, they all stood patiently and waited along with other customers for their sundae cones. You see, the convenience store was having an opening week sales promotion. The cheapest items were the sundaes. Unfortunately, based on last three days’ sales ledger the sundaes were the only products that the people were attracted to.

Three flavours were offered — mango, charcoal and a mix of the both. Naturally, Joanne, Paula and most people opted for mango. The more adventurous chose the mix because a swirl of yellow and black was quite hypnotic. Only a special few courageous ones had the guts strong enough to try the pure charcoal sundae cone. A truly light absorbing, dark sundae that topped the brown cone.

Joanne, Paula and a few others could not help but stare as the crew passed the black mass to Frank. Everyone started to reach for their phones. It was pure coincidence that one of the customers was carrying a huge Hasselblad with a 100mm lens. Frank and his sundae cone became the centre of the universe at that point in time. Although it hardly qualified as a significant ripple to the space-time continuum, thousands would spend the next few days discussing about the man and his charcoal sundae.

Frank was not used to being the spotlight so his hand that held the cone trembled a bit. He thought he would feel a sense of accomplishment for taking such a bold move but instead he felt like he needed to stick his head into the ground. A bead of cold sweat rolled down his temple. It was an eternity that he could not bear so he turned and left the convenience store without waiting for his companions.

Frank stumbled out on to the sidewalk. Even though it was high noon, the humidity was welcoming. He took a deep breath to calm himself down. He hardly noticed it — maybe it was the darkness of the cone that absorbed heat at a tremendous rate or maybe it was the hot weather or maybe it was just the machine not able to cope with the demanding load — but the sundae had begun to melt. Dark streaks flowed down onto the cone and onto Frank’s hand.

“Ewww...” Joanne grimaced again as she suddenly appeared by Frank’s side.

Frank ignored her and brought the sundae to his mouth. By now both hand and cone were covered in a web of melted black sundae. Drips of darkness stained the pavement as if to mark its territory. Frank had intended to slowly enjoy his dessert but its current melting state called for more drastic measures. He managed to gulp down the sundae in record time. There was nothing he could do with the stickiness until he reached his office a block away.

Frank’s only experience with charcoal was when doctors prescribed the black tablets to relieve his diarrhoea so he expected the sundae to taste like the pills — dry, powdery and tasteless. He was pleasantly surprised to find that shrouded within all that blackness was the essence of vanilla. He was quite satisfied with his bold choice and the lingering aftertaste.

He turned to Joanne and Paula to see how they were doing — both of them were in a similar predicament in struggling to eat their sundaes before they melted — and grinned, revealing dark, charcoal-stained teeth.


Monday 16 July 2018

Why did I Write "A Janitor's Simple Wish"?


I hope my first short story is not a lullaby. If it is, do come back often when you are suffering from insomnia.

***** Spoiler Warning! ***** Do not proceed unless you’ve read the short story! *****

In A Janitor’s Simple Wish, I wanted to share with you about how things are after a movie ends – viewers would just leave (unless it’s a Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) movie where there are post credit scenes one after another *grin*) and left the cleaners to pick up the trash. While I don’t see old people working, I wanted to explore the questions “what if they were old? Would there be any difference?”

I might never have added the social media portion had I not been reading The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell while writing the short story. The early chapters about how something interesting could tip and becomes viral inspired the part where a couple went back to their hometown – possibly being away in their youthful years to chase riches – to discover the bad habits of cinema patrons. It was further compounded when they noticed elderly people were doing the cleaning.

I wish to showcase both positive and negative effects of social media but at the same time did not want a bad ending for the main characters. My initial plan was to have the janitors fired because the boss felt they were no longer productive but that didn’t materialise because it’d be sad. I don’t like sad.

Just for the fun of it, I took this opportunity to add in an exploitative boss and illustrate what I think how such greedy people live in their own self-righteous, selfish world...

Well, it’s supposed to be a simple story about a janitor but I tried to add some complications to spice up the story... such is life. Hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!

Monday 9 July 2018

A Janitor's Simple Wish - A Short Story

This idea came to me as a thought after a movie had ended. After the credits rolled and the lights were up, I turned to leave. Cleaners had already started their work, cleaning up the trash that everyone left behind... so here you go, my first very short story and one of the reasons this blog exists (so that I can share some stories).

A Janitor’s Simple Wish

All his life, Shen had worked as a cleaner in a movie theatre. A cleaner was a cleaner as far as he was concerned but in this part of the world, the folks called him a janitor. His primary duties were to make sure the place was always clean – within and without, and the boss emphasised that washrooms must be free of stains and always smelled pleasant. Whenever a show reached its end, Shen entered the hall to pick up the trash and swept, or mopped the floor. He silently wished that the patrons would just bring their trash – cups, wrappers, cartons, etc. – with them when they left. Sometimes, on a bad day, he let himself imagine pouring those leftover popcorns over arrogant patrons’ heads.

During the early years, he worked alone because there was only one screen. As business flourished, the company relocated from a shop lot to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. As far as the boss was concerned, she was doing the community a favour because she had bought over (cheaply), repaired the dilapidated building and made it into a revenue generating piece of real estate. She converted it into a five-screen multiplex – something rare, something new – for the town folks.

While Shen’s position remained the same, his wages, at the very least went up, even exceeding the inflation rate by a single percent. He thought the boss was kind to have employed a female co-worker so that he did not have to clean the women’s washroom anymore. He was always fearful he might accidentally enter the toilet when someone was still inside. He could not afford a lawsuit because his immigrant status was not favourable to him. His new colleague, Min, freshly out of retirement, was also tasked to vacuum the halls while Shen continued to pick up the trash.

In a nutshell, he and his colleague had to ensure that the areas under their jurisdiction did not receive complaints from patrons nor management. Both of them got along well and were a great team, covering for each other if they overlooked something. Whenever he missed a wrapper, she would not hesitate to vacuum it. Where the floors used to be cement, the new halls were now carpeted so a spill always proved catastrophic. Shen, with the assistance of modern chemicals, would help Min remove the stains, more often than not, through vigorous scrubbing. Shen and colleague agreed that liquid should be banned from cinema halls.

When a young couple returned to the town after years of city life, they decided to visit the cineplex for the first time. After the movie ended and the lights came on, they were appalled by the mess that the moviegoers left behind. Cartons and paper trays were strewn across the aisle, their contents scattered all over the floor. Paper cups and plastic bottles were left in the cup holders. Some were on the floor on their sides, spilt cola soaking into the carpet.

The couple were outraged when they spotted an old man (Shen was in his late-fifties but he certainly looked like he was a decade older) straining to pick up a crumpled wrapper. A similarly aged woman was at the other side of the aisle vacuuming the carpet. They were quick to write a post and upload photos of the scene on their blog. Friends shared the post. More friends of friends shared it and so forth. The post went viral on social media within days. By the end of the week, half the town had read it and a quarter of that felt slightly ashamed. The post’s initial intent to admonishing litter bugs turned into an uproar on elderly abuse.

At first, Shen and colleague had not noticed it but a week later, they were pleasantly amazed at how little they needed to clean up after each show. Both of them wondered how long would such obedience last. Rarely, they had time to pause for a chat. They did not bother after trying a few times to shout over the sound of the vacuum cleaner. It was way too exhausting but recently they had more time on their hands.

“This is interesting. I never imagined we could find time to sit down for a cup of tea,” Shen said.

“The world is changing for the better, old man. I always tell this to my grandchildren,” Min smiled.

One fine afternoon, the boss called them into her office. She did not tell them she had wanted to fire them because she felt they were getting old and lazy. She was well aware of the potential backlash. It would destroy her entertainment business. She also did not share how frustrated she was to be stuck with them until they reached retirement age.

Instead, she put on her best smile and told them how much she appreciated the effort they put into their work. She told them how concerned she was about their well-being. She told them she was bringing in younger (she conveniently skipped the cheaper and illegal parts) immigrants to help them out. Shen and Min only needed to supervise them to make sure they did their work efficiently. A few weeks later, she even put up a plaque to showcase the company’s recognition of Shen’s and Min’s contributions. She was confident this was a brilliant move to bring in much, much more profits for her company...

- End -


Monday 2 July 2018

The First Post


Welcome!

Here’s a quick note on what this blog is about. I realise it’s always important to have an introduction. Otherwise, with such a blog title, you might expect to find the Ultimate Guide to Gambling and have to go away disappointed because this blog is all about my quest to look for reading materials that peak pique* my interests. Some of them include general fiction (who doesn't like fiction, right?), fantasy and sci-fi. While I love fictitious stuff, it’s also compulsory to read non-fiction materials because they are supposed to be informative and improve life. Besides reading, I seek to improve my creativity because I sure hope to become a bestselling and awesome author one day.

Since I have way too many interests, I've named this blog Random Shuffles. While the main focus is on reading and creative writing, the topics can vary greatly and randomly. 

What to expect next? Right now, I'm working on a really short story. It’s something that came up after a movie at the cinema. Well, nothing to do with the movie. It’s about the mundane happenings in a typical cinema after the lights came on so stay tuned. It’s going to happen this lifetime. It won’t be long now.

*Note:
pique vs. peak! Something that I've forgotten but felt strange when I typed the sentence with "peak". Google is a good thing so luckily I did a check by typing "that peak my interests" in the search bar. It would’ve been rather embarrassing to make such a glaring mistake in this blog's first post. ;)

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